MMMM !!!

Do you know ?

I've two visitors, a new cat and a turtle in my house now...

Turtle's always in silence !

Their owner went on holiday.

EKO loves us but hates our dear cat, and younger.

I think it'll be very hard for me, next two weeks.

YES, I DO !

**DURING OUR MARRIAGE...**

Promise to teach you all the houseworks,

If it's possible I'll give you remote control,

If have nothing to do, cook meal at home,

Try to understand you,

If have time, wash underclothing then iron,

Let you sleeping before me,

Hold the ladder while you're hanging the curtains,

Buy some presents for you maybe rarely,

Help to find the things in the kitchen when

your parents visit us,

Promise to send you near your parents if

you feel really sick yourself,

Not to tell you about my headache every night,

Sometimes let you to call your parents,

Not to get money from your pocket without asking,

Not to throw any unique things while I'm watching

a fooball match, in crictical position, and you're

standing in front of TV,

Promise not to chat my friends for a long time

before going to bed,

Promise to solve the problems of the kids

coming back to home after my work trips...

YES, I DO YES, I DO

BLACK AND WHITE... ?

Short Story

Mrs. Robinson was a teacher in a big school in a city in America.
She'd some students who were 10-11 years old in her class,
and she always enjoyed teaching them, because they were all
clever and quick. They learned and thought about everything carefully.
One day she said to them:
"People in a lot of countries in Asia wear white clothes at funerals,

but people in America and in Europe wear white clothes when they're happy.
What colour does a women wear in this country when she marries, Mary?"
Mary answered, " White, Miss, because she's happy."
"That's good, Mary! You're quite right.
But then one of the boys in the class put his hand up.
"Yes, Dick ! Do you want to ask something?"
"Yes, will you explain, please Miss?
-- If so, why do men wear black in this country when they marry, Miss ?"